Christmas to Me

Christmas to me means lots of family time.

OR

Lots of time to pick on family.

Your right.
Lots of time to pick on family...is MUCH more interesting.

So relax...
Have a seat...
Pop some pop-corn (With LOTS of butter.)...
And try not to laugh to hard at my family's expense...(They mean well!)

We will start with my favorite subject...Pippy Longstocking.
Ahem, I mean Autumn!
She's a beautiful girl...And her future in fashion merchandising is very bright.

But it's nothing compared to Pop's future as a Professional Certified Grillin' Machine.

Bobby Flay...you've been warned.


Oh! And I think I've neglected to introduce you to the Super-Stars of my family.

Say no more.
America's Next Top model has already been contacted.


Oh yea, there is just one more family member I don't think you've met yet.
The reason you haven't met her yet is because...well...um...ok I'll just say it...She's WEIRD.

There's no way to hide it either. 

Her facial expressions alone are enough to make even Santa Clause cry.

And her athletic ability and coordination?  Believe me, she puts Irkel to shame!

She's also a little...(And you have to understand that when I say "little", I laugh, out loud.)...full of herself.

Ok, I've seen enough!
Please stop the agony!
This girl has MAJOR issues, and should be institutionalized.

Pray for her.


Peace, Love, and this is why I'm not allowed at family reunions anymore.

Sweet T


P.S. No harm was intended in the making of this post.  Please don't take my presents away!  I'll be good I promise!  No more calling Santa fat, and no more Snowman Smashing! 

Of course the snowman smashing would be alot easier if we had even a trace of snow...Fingers crossed!

Lemme 'splain somethin' to you.

Well I could start out by saying how much I hate computers, but that would be an understatement...

I could start off by pointing out how much I am NOT technologically advanced...but you most likely have already noticed that...(I just realized that the Blogger Website has spellcheck! Merry Christmas to me!)

Or I could just say..
.
Merry Christmas.
Our computer is being a moron, much like it's owner, and refuses to cooperate, or let me blog.

Happy Holidays.
Even though there is no snow, there is plenty o' fog.

Tis the Season.
Christmas ccokies are a delight to all, until they meet their fate of too much icing.

Happy New Years.
The over-happy icing applier is my sister with whom I can be found (in the Pay-N-Save parking lot) a'fighting.

Amen.


Peace, Love, & That is all I had to 'splain...to you.

Sweet T


P.S.  We do love each other.

P.S.S.  We just need to work on our patience.

Alot.



Uggs....That are not UGly.

Uggs.

Are they called Uggs because they are UGly? (Most defiantly not!)

Or did the Ugg manufacturers just want a unique name?

In any case, unlike most normal Uggs, my Uggs are filled with Peace & Love.

It's true...and despite what all of you believe it's not because my feet are in them, even though I do have *ahem*ahem* lovely feet. (except for the whole "cankle" thing....and yes, I'm still deathly afraid of anything with the first name, John, or last name, Deere...)

It's because....well it's just because they are.

Every time I wear them, we are one step closer to ending world hunger, and maintaining world peace! (Just kidding, I'm pretty sure my Uggs are not recyclable...)
Not to mention I make the world a more fashionable place....I hope....?
I think....?
I don't know....?

Anyways...just take a look at the magic for your self....

It's ok...let the tears flow...we'll all understand.


Peace, Love, & I get a little carried away sometimes...

Sweet T

Plums & Super Nerds

Well I had a wonderful *ahem*ahem* post going, and my computer decided to be contrary and crash on me.

And you know what is ironic?

I'm watching "It's A Wonderful Life".

So instead of continuing with my now deceased post I am just going to focus on the wonderful things in my life...
1) Family...duh.

My family is wonderful for a number of reasons...but the main one is that they can all cook.

Just kidding...kinda.

2) Plums.

Am I the only one who thinks plums are plum wonderful?

Sorry I'm a super nerd.

3) Miniature Horses.

This fellow is willing to be anyones friend...except mine, he tried to bite me.

I'm still recovering.

4) Flying Pigs.

Everyone needs a flying pig...EVERYONE.

Well then why don't I have one?

And why does "It's A Wonderful Life" insist on mocking me?

And why did I just blog about plums, miniature horses, and flying pigs?

I don't know the question to any of the above questions...but I do know the answer the answer to this question:  Who's a super nerd?

I am.

I am a super nerd.

And I'm going to lie down now.

Peace, Love, & Someone get me a flying pig before all is lost.

Sweet T

Where's the Snow?

Since Christmas carols are being played everywhere...

And lights are up on all the houses...

And since there are five trees in our house...

It makes me think that there is only one thing missing to make the Christmas season complete....and no its not Christmas cookies (even though they do bring MUCH joy)...it is snow.

Last year at this time I remember snow.

Lots snow...

Lots and LOTS of snow.

And can you guess what we Townsend children did with that snow?

That's right.
We pummeled each other into the ground.
Merciless.

And after we finished crying, we all made up and were friends again.

 And then we built a snowman.


And all lived happily ever after.

Peace, Love, & The snowman's name was "Nacho"...You can blame my brother for that one.

Sweet T

P.S. We didn't all live happily ever after because about a year later I jumped out of a tractor, and gracefully twisted my ankle.

P.P.S.  If you never read my blog again I'll completely understand.

My Sister

My Sister...
Autumn.

Quiet...
and funny at the same time.

Can quote a movie like no other...
And tutu's make her dance.

Singer of Taylor Swift...
with Bubba Teeth.

Refried Been cooker she is not...
but Lemon Meringue Pie she claims as her own.

Basketball makes her teeth show...
and Hoorey makes her smile.

Braces she despises...
but cannot stop her grin.

Mornings are not her friend...
but a friend she is to everyone.


Peace, Love, & I hope this makes up for all the "mean" post you claim I have made.

Sweet T

A Challenge?

So yesterday on the Scout Smith Scoop I read that there is a "challenge" going on between The Smith Scoop author, and the Sweet T author.  I also hear tell that this is going to be quite a battle.

Now I know nothing about this so called Sweet T girl...I mean, Who does she think she is? Calling herself "sweet" and all...

But I do however, know a thing or too about the Smith Scoop author, and you may want to read CAREFULLY before you choose to become a follower, because I have some pretty scary (and true) facts.


1) This Lady loves her kids WAY too much.

Look at all that love...it makes me sick.


2) She feeds her husband much too well...

Look how content he is?  The nerve this Lady has!


3) She's witty.

So witty she makes me laugh, and then pinch myself because I had to laugh to heartily.


4) She's naturally gorgeous, has the personality of a talk show host you can't get enough of, and has talent to boot.

Who does she think she is??


Well, I hope you've seen enough, because I sure have.

I'm convinced this Lady should be ashamed of herself.


Now it's time to go dig up some dirt on this "Sweet T" girl, I bet she's a BIG nerd....I bet.


Peace, Love, & Crazy bloggers

Sweet T....ahem, I mean, um....Summer T