I need help.
Someone help me.
I have a problem.
This is a big problem folks, even bigger than my usual problem: Too much sugar consumption.
And what makes it even worse it the fact that there is no cure. None, whatsoever. I've researched, and researched, and I can't find a remedy...not even medication can fix it!
The problem is I cannot talk.
Physically, sure, of course I can talk physically, but mentally, like in my head....yea, that's where it stops.
And if that doesn't make sense (which it probably doesn't...very rarely do I make sense) I'll give you an example...Or two, or three, just to make my point.
A normal person talking: "Wow! It's such a sunny day!"
Me talking: "Wow! It's such a dunny say!"
.....I told you it was bad....
Normal person: Ouch...I have a stick in my boot.
Me: Ouch, ouch, ouch! Ahh!..I have a boot in my stick.
Normal person: Quit being loud, you'll bother Harold and Fay.
Me: Quit being loud, you'll bother Farold and Hay.
(Did I mention it was Really, REALLY bad?)
Ok, so if those examples aren't sufficient...I don't know what is.
I don't know what could have caused this problem either?
Is it the result of too much sugar consumption?
Is it because of that one time I drank too much cough syrup, and then fell asleep for a really long time...uh, nevermind I won't go there...
Or is it because I have too much stress on my brain...my brain can't handle much stress, it makes me stressed.
Whatever the reason, I have to fix it fast.
I have a huge interview coming up where I'll have to give a speech in front of 30 different people...THIRTY people.
Did I mention there would be thirty people surrounding me?
Did I mention I was claustrophobic?
Did I mention I sometimes laugh alot in front of big crowds?
Did I mention I like cake?...Sorry, just thought I'd throw that in there...
Did I also mention that I sometimes make dumb jokes in front of a lot of people? Yea, well, I do...
Anyways, Let's get to the point: I need help.
Please help me.
Please help me before my tongue falls off, or I say something dumb....Well it's probably too late for the "say something dumb" thing....
Please help me before I say something really dumb.
Fray por me.
Oh no....It's too late!
Leace, Pove, & I'm teaving lown.